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| Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it. |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged gym , keep fit , machine , crisps , chocolate - Current Score: 538 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I go to the gym a lot, its makes it easy to get girls. The last girl I raped didnt stand a chance. | |
Joke by leggybaby, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , me , gym - Current Score: 179 - Added: 7 months, 13 days ago
| NEWS FLASH: John Darwin went missing again today. He was last seen in the prison gym on the fucking rowing machine. | |
Joke by fatface, in Celebrity and news events > John Darwin - Tagged canoeman , darwin , prison , gym , missing , canoe , row - Current Score: 84 - Added: 4 months ago
| One day a bus driver was in his bus when the biggest man he had ever seen got on. The giant looked at the driver and said: "Big John doesn't pay", and took his seat on the bus. The bus driver was only a little man and he didn't want to argue. This happened for several days. After a week , the bus driver was beginning to get a little angry. Everybody else paid, so why not the big man? So the driver went to the gym and started a course of body-building. He didn't want to get frightened of Big John any more. Three weeks later the driver had strong muscles and was feeling very fit. At the usual stop, Big John got on. "Big John doesn't pay", he said. But this time the driver was prepared for him. He got up and said : "Oh, yeah? And why doesn't Big John pay?" "Because Big John has got a bus pass" , the man replied. | |
Joke by mikeyrocksya, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged bus , driver , big , man , john , little , weak , pass , gym , muscles , days , angry - Current Score: 58 - Added: 1 year ago
| Prison inmates are treated to Sky TV, free gym membership, hot meals and a college education. Whilst I have to resort to crime to get these things. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Crime - Tagged prison , inmates , sky , tv , gym , meals - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
| I love to masturbate whilst I am in the shower. Unfortunately that wasn't a good enough reason for my gym membership not to be revoked. | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged masturbation , showers , gym - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| I think my love for shower sex invariably made me the least popular kid in my high school locker room. | |
Joke by Kronikle, in Sex and shit > School - Tagged shower sex , sex , high school , gym , rape - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I "had" any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! | |
Joke by gangrath, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged gym , fat - Current Score: 21 - Added: 5 months, 21 days ago
| I went to the gym today worked out for one hour and ended up gaining twenty pounds. Some idiot left the key in his locker. | |
Joke by max the storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Gym - Tagged stolen , gym - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Two guys went to the gym for a workout. As they undressed beforehand, the first guy saw that his pal was wearing a corset beneath his shirt; ''Since when the Hell have you been wearing a corset?'' ''Since my wife found it in the car.'' | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged marriage , adultery , cheating , men , gym , car - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
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