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| Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill. "What was that?" The others asked her. "Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked. "Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong." They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked her. "It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!" |    |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Pregnancy and Abortion - Tagged thalidomide , arms , sweater , baby , babies , three , gynecologist , gynecologists , pill , pills , arm , jumper , knitting , knit , sleeve - Current Score: 405 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I've got a friend who's a female private investigator. Or gynaecologist, as he likes to be called. | |
Joke by Sticky, in Jokes with no home > Gynacologist - Tagged gynecologist , gynaecologist , female , vagina , genitals - Current Score: 170 - Added: 1 month, 7 days ago
| Old lady goes to the dentist, sits on the chair, lowers her panties and lifts her legs up. Dentist says "I'm not a Gynecologist." "I know," she says "I want you to take my husband's teeth out." | |
Joke by Nimrod, in Sex and shit > Dentist - Tagged gynecologist , teeth , vagina , old , woman - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| What's the difference between a gynaecologist and a genealogist ? A genealogist looks up the family tree and a gynaecologist looks up the family bush. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Gynaecologist - Tagged gynecologist , genealogist , tree , bush - Current Score: 21 - Added: 8 months, 17 days ago
| A gynaecologist, tired of his profession and wanting less responsibility, decided a career change was in order. After some serious thought, he decided that being an engine mechanic, something he had once enjoyed prior to college, would be a good choice. However, it had been a long time since he had tinkered with an engine and he knew that in order to compete with the younger workforce, he would have to go to school. He enrolled in a technical institute that specialized in teaching auto mechanics. He aced the course, but the final exam required each student to completely strip and reassemble an engine. It was with some trepidation that he took the test. At completion, he turned the engine over to his instructors for evaluation and awaited his final grade. When they were handed out, he did a double take at the 150% grade he received. Rather confused, he asked his instructors how it was possible to have a grade like this. "It is really quite simple," they said. "We gave you 50% for correctly disassembling the engine, 50% for correctly reassembling it, and an additional 50% for doing it all through the exhaust." | |
Joke by Fishyninja, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged gynecologist , mechanic - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A woman goes to a gynecologist and he tells her to undress and do a headstand with her legs spread up against a full-length mirror on the wall. He leaves the examination room for a minute and when he comes back in he walks up to her, bends down, and places his chin right in her crotch. He gets back up, writes a prescription out for her and tells her that she has a yeast infection. The puzzled woman asks him, "you could tell I had a yeast infection by putting your chin onto my crotch?" The doctor laughed and said, "no....I just wanted to see what I look like with a goatee." | |
Joke by Emm, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged gynecologist , chin , goatee - Current Score: 12 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
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