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| Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill. "What was that?" The others asked her. "Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked. "Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong." They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked her. "It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!" |    |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Pregnancy and Abortion - Tagged thalidomide , arms , sweater , baby , babies , three , gynecologist , gynecologists , pill , pills , arm , jumper , knitting , knit , sleeve - Current Score: 405 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| If tennis players get 'Tennis elbow' and squash players get 'Squash Knees', do gynecologists get 'Tunnel Vision?' | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Job - Tagged gynecologists , squash , tennis - Current Score: 61 - Added: 5 months, 10 days ago
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