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| Heard about the new shampoo for Pikeys? It's called Go and Wash |    |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged go , wash , shampoo , gypsy , gypsies , pikey , pikeys - Current Score: 172 - Added: 3 months ago
| I don't agree with Vodafones advertising campaign It states "Be part of the worlds largest mobile community" Now correct me if I'm wrong but that's the Gypsies!! [Jimmy Carr] | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged vodafone , gypsy , dirty , mobile community , phone , pikey , cunt , scum , sick - Current Score: 161 - Added: 9 months ago
| I was chatting to a mate in the pub- who loves jokes- and I was telling him a little story. So I began my tale: "I went to see a Gypsy fortune teller the other day, who put me in touch with me dead grandfather. After we had finished and I had paid her, she smiled at me and in a jolly voice said she had really enjoy the session- So I smacked her in the face!" My smartarse mate chipped in, "Ha ha- Thats becase you LIKE TO STRIKE A HAPPY MEDIUM isn't it!" I replied, "No, its because I can't fucking stand gypsies." | |
Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged gypsy , pun , peter cook , dudley moore , punch , hit , strike , fight - Current Score: 105 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's long, hard and hurts gypsies? My Shovel... | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged gypsy , shovel , long , hard , acne , spots - Current Score: 82 - Added: 5 months ago
| What key can open any lock? A pi-key. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , pikey , key , lock , gypsy - Current Score: 49 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| I've invented a new game. You get a group of Pikeys and lock them in a Cellar for a Month without any food. It's called Hungy Hungry Gypos. | |
Joke by ramalam, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged gypsy , pikey , traveller , romany - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 month ago
| I was approached by a gypsy this morning. She was dirty, smelly, ugly, wart-ridden, lives in a flea-infested caravan, probably gets raped by her dad and brothers, and then tried to sell me heather "to bring me good luck". | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged gypsy , heather , luck - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 month ago
| What happens if you stick your palm up a Gypsy womans dress? You get your palm read every 28 days | |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged period , pikey , gypsy - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Two men are sitting in a restaurant. There is also a gypsy woman sitting opposite to them with her legs wide spread. One man says, "Look, she has such dark hair on her genitals!" The other says, "Oh no, it isn't hair, it is dark panties!" Then they made a bet - £100. A waiter goes by so they ask him to find out for them. He did so, but takes all the money and walks away. "What happened, why are you taking the money?!" They asked the waiter. He replies: "Neither of you was right! She had her period and there were flies on her!" | |
Joke by andino, in Sex and shit > Cunt - Tagged gypsy , cunt , period , flies - Current Score: 5 - Added: 11 months ago
| Did you hear about the pikey who won the lottery? Apparently they're going to pay him with Travellers Cheques... | |
Joke by spazzy, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged gypsy , pikey , lottery - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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