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| We went on a tour of England and was taken to Runnymede, the guide told us it was where the barons made King John sign the Magna Carta. I asked the guide when this happened, and he repied "1215" An American piped up from the back, "God damn it Honey, we've missed it by half an hour." |    |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Holiday - Tagged runnymede , magna carta , 1215 , guide , half , hour , barons - Current Score: 124 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| Part 1: What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. Part 2: What's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? Half a dead baby in a clown costume. part 3: What's funnier than a half a dead baby in a clown costume? Half a dead baby in a clown costume next to a kid with down's syndrome. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged dead , baby , dead baby , clown , costume , downs , downs syndrome , half - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
| A schizophrenic man walks past a notice board at a university announcing a lecture. "I have half a mind to go to that", he thinks. | |
Joke by staffer, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged half , university , man , schizophrenic - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
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