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| Two dwarfs decide they want to get laid so they go to the brothel and hire two girls and go into neighbouring rooms. Hamish gets a really hot girl and he is over the moon but just as they're beginning he realises he can't get an erection. He is really annoyed by this and he carries on trying for his remaining three hours driven by how much screaming and heavy breathing is coming from his friends room next door. Three hours pass and he gets nothing so he pays up and leaves. 15 minutes later Dave comes out of his room very red in the face and says to Hamish "So...how was your night? It was very quiet" Hamish replies "It was fucking shit I couldn't get hard" Dave replies "You think your night was bad I couldn't get on the bastard bed" |    |
Joke by Tomo123, in Illness and mortality > Dwarf - Tagged dwarves , dave , hamish , erection - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year ago
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