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| My hamster died today.......silly bastard fell asleep at the wheel!! |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged hamster , died , sleep - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's brown and comes out of my arse most mornings? My hamster. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Scatalogical - Tagged hamster , arse - Current Score: 36 - Added: 7 months, 25 days ago
| Bought my wife one of those new coats made out of hamster fur.........it looks great, but it took me 4 hours to get her off the Ferris Wheel in Blackpool. | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged hamster , ferris , wife , coat - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months ago
| Why should you put sellotape around a hamster? It stops it splitting when you fuck it!! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged hamster , animal sex - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| When we were kids and my mum went out, me and my brother used to go out in the garden and play football with the hamster. Fuck me, hamsters are so shit in goal. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Pets - Tagged pets , hamster , football - Current Score: 20 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| What's the difference between a cow and a hamster? Our cow survived the branding | |
Joke by cityboy, in Illness and mortality > . . . - Tagged cow , hamster , death - Current Score: 10 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| What's the difference between a cow and a hamster? A cow survives branding. | |
Joke by 619no1, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged animals , cow , hamster - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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