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I wonder why they don't do golf at the Paralymics.

I'm sure they would all have an excellent handicap.
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Joke by smiddy, in Illness and mortality > Handicap - Tagged golf , paralymics , monng , handicap  - Current Score: 123 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago

The world's gone far too PC, it's out of control.
I was in a golf club the other day and asked a guy, "what's your handicap?"
He replied, "you can't ask that - it's offensive and it's not politically correct."
I thought - this is ridiculous. I mean, I'm at a fucking golf club. So I asked again, "what's your handicap?" and he got really angry and hit me!
I got the last laugh though when I kicked him out of his wheelchair.
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Joke by savech1p, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged handicap , golf , disability , violence  - Current Score: 41 - Added: 6 months, 9 days ago

Saw a man in a wheelchair at the golfcourse the other day,

Wonder what his handicap is.
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Joke by sbyres, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged golf , disapled , handicap  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 weeks ago

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