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| When I first took her out, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to dance, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. When we first made love, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to marry me, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her if she enjoyed our first wedding anniversary celebrations, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. That's when it finally dawned on me that she was mentally handicapped. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged handicapped , marriage , sex , retard , giggle , smile - Current Score: 186 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| Gordon Brown is out jogging and accidentally falls into a very cold river. Three boys see the accident. Without a second thought,they jump into the water and drag out the soaking wet brown. Brown says "boys,you saved my life and deserve a reward,you name it and i'll give it to you". The first boy says "I'd like a holiday to disneyland" Brown says "certainly" The second boy says "I'd like an MP3 player" Brown says "No problem" The third boy says "And i'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it" Brown says "But you're not handicapped." The boy replies "No,but i will be when my dad finds out i saved you from drowning!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged gordon brown , accident , handicapped - Current Score: 54 - Added: 10 months ago
| They've got a special on down Tesco. He's working the trolleys. | |
Joke by Pseudopath, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged handicapped , trolley wally - Current Score: 53 - Added: 8 months ago
| BREAKING NEWS: A coach full of mentally handicapped people has crashed in Dorset. Rescue workers say it will be days before they can pull the coach from the wreckage! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged handicapped , coach , wreckage - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What did the little arm- and legless kid get for his birthday? An itch. | |
Joke by Laughs Loudly, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged kids , handicapped , cruel - Current Score: 6 - Added: 4 months, 21 days ago
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