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| An old guy walks into a new pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: #1 CHEESEBURGER: £1.50 #2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £2.50 #3 HANDJOB: £10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger." |    |
Joke by Aye-same, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged cheeseburger , handjob - Current Score: 169 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Harry and his wife are having hard times financially, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner." She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She responds, "A hundred dollars." He replies "All I've got is thirty." She says, "Hold on." She runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty dollars?" Harry says, "A handjob." She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE penis. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?" | |
Joke by PALROSS, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged wife , hooker , handjob - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year ago
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