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A nigger and an apple fall from a tree at the same time. Which one hits the ground first?

The apple. The rope stops the nigger.
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Joke by RobBWFC, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged nigger , hanging , apple  - Current Score: 174 - Added: 4 weeks ago

There was a local family, whose daughter was frankly very overweight and unattractive. I remember one day her mum came into school and spoke during assembly, explaining that her daughter could no longer stand the bullying and had hanged herself the night before.

The whole school was in shocked silence, then one lad shouted out, "fucking hell, it must have been a strong rope."
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Joke by twayne, in Illness and mortality > Suicide - Tagged suicide , fat , hanging , school  - Current Score: 146 - Added: 3 months ago

Natasha Collins and Mark Speight really were the perfect couple....

One was steaming hot, the other was well hung!
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Joke by luckoftheirish, in Celebrity and news events > Mark Speight - Tagged natasha collins , mark speight , suicide , hanging  - Current Score: 146 - Added: 4 months ago

I was surprised to find that there are some black people in my family tree.

It turns out they've been hanging there awhile.
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Joke by pdf1, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , hanging , racist  - Current Score: 103 - Added: 1 year ago

Archaeologists have discovered the eighth wonder of the world...The Hanging Gardens of Bridgend!!!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by theharpsicle, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged hanging , bridgend  - Current Score: 53 - Added: 6 months ago

Went to Bridgend for a night out, turned out pretty boring.

Lots of people just hanging about.
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Joke by mickle, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged night , out , boring , hanging , bridgend  - Current Score: 49 - Added: 6 months ago

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Joke by sickijoki, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged racism , blacks , hanging  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

Why have Iranian men got such big arseholes?

Because their queers are so well hung.
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Joke by tgs, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged iran , queers , hanging , murderous , sandnazis , graham norton  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 month ago

How can you tell if a blackman is well hung?

You can't squeeze two fingers between the noose and his neck.
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Joke by BlackmansPinch, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged blacks , hanging  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

Bored? Fed up of life? then why not hang out with bridgend teenage swingers club.

Many of our members have tied the knot after 1 meeting.

Join now, learn the ropes and your feet won't touch the ground!
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Joke by maggers86, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged bridgend , hang , hanging , suicide , bored  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 5 months ago

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