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| Secrets to a Happy Marriage 1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans. 2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money. 3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex. and MOST important... 4. It is important that these three women never meet. |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged secrets , sex , happy , cleans , money - Current Score: 681 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Apparently masturbation is good for you -- really, it is! Sexual relief releases a chemical which stimulates the brain, and in effect is a natural anti-depressant. Scientific researchers reckon that if a person were to masturbate every two hours, he would never feel depressed. So, that got me thinking... Mormons are always really happy, upbeat, and jolly people. This tends to prove what we have known all along: they are all a bunch of wankers. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Religion and racism > Mormons - Tagged wank , wankers , masturbation , science , depression , happy , mormon , mormons - Current Score: 87 - Added: 5 months ago
| When I was a kid, on Christmas morning my parents used to get the whole family around the piano and my father would stand up with a can of lager and say, "it's a pity no fucker can play it." | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Jokes with no home > xmas - Tagged xmas , lager , piano , dad , happy - Current Score: 53 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| I don't really understand World AIDS Day... but fuck it! Happy AIDS Day everyone!!! | |
Joke by bruvley, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged aids , world aids day , happy - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year ago
| My step-daughter always liked happy endings. So when I came I always made sure I laughed. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged paedophile , come , orgasm , laughed , happy - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| I saw an advert the other day for sanitary towels. It said, "Always, have a happy period." So I bought one. It worked, I was happy; I stuck it over her mouth. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Period - Tagged sanitary towels , period , periods , happy , always , mouth , women - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| I've been happily married for 20 years. My wife wishes she could say the same thing. | |
Joke by bobadji, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , married , happy , not , 20 - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 month, 20 days ago
| Disney have announced that Heather Mills will be touring in the musical version of their hit film Happy Foot. | |
Joke by flies, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mills , happy , foot , leg , penguin - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
| Funny how my dog is as happy to walk in the rain as I am! Oh well, I suppose we're both after wet pussy! | |
Joke by norrth6, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged funny , happy , wet , pussy - Current Score: -2 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| For eighteen years my husband and I were the happiest people in the world! Then we met. | |
Joke by conisking, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged marriage , wife , happy - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
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