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Three cowboys are sitting by a campfire out on the lonesome prairie, each full of the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. The other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground with my bare hands."

The second can't stand to be beaten. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15-foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp."

The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his cock.
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Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Cowboy - Tagged camp , hardmen , boast , cock , snake  - Current Score: 52 - Added: 8 months ago

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