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| I was in a nightclub the other night, and this girl says to me, "what have you got on? It smells lovely." I said, "well, I've got a hard-on, but I didn't think you could smell it!" |    |
Joke by meeks1982, in Sex and shit > Erections - Tagged scent , smell , hardon - Current Score: 60 - Added: 6 months, 30 days ago
| A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" "They come from hardons," replies the father. The little girl then asks, "where does a hard on come from?" The father replies, "from little girls." | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged little gir , hardon , father - Current Score: 51 - Added: 4 months, 9 days ago
| Instead of performing their experiment today, scientists at CERN have decided instead to merely release nude pictures of teenagers on their website. Now THAT's a Large Hardon Provider. | |
Joke by smackaine, in Celebrity and news events > Cern - Tagged news , swiss , science , hardon , nude , teenager - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
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