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| I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? |    |
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged ginger , harry potter , friends , kid , harry , potter , film , friend , ron - Current Score: 1012 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I first realised that i was going bald when it started taking longer and longer to wash my face... Harry Hill | |
Joke by adzrules, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged harry , hill , harry hill , bald - Current Score: 69 - Added: 6 months ago
| Harry is sitting in the pub looking depressed. George comes in and asks him what's wrong. Harry sighs and says, "I've got a problem with my mother-in-law." "No need to feel down," says george. "Every man has problems with his wife's mother." "I know," says harry, "but I've got mine pregnant." | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Mother In Law - Tagged harry , mother in law , pub , pregnant - Current Score: 20 - Added: 10 months, 30 days ago
| As soon as Mrs. Jones arrived at the gates of heaven she sought her husband, who had died several years before. "Excuse me," she said, approaching the gatekeeper, "but I'm looking for my husband. I wonder if you can help me." "What is his name?" the gatekeeper inquired. "Harry ... Harry Jones," she replied. The gatekeeper stroked his chin. "There are many here who have that name. What else can you tell me about him?" Blurting out the first thing that came to mind, she said, "Well, the last thing he said before he died was that if I were ever unfaithful to him, he would turn in his grave." "Ah!" said the gatekeeper, "you're looking for Spinning Harry!" | |
Joke by tokem0n, in Religion and racism > Heaven - Tagged heaven , cheat , wife , harry - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Harry announces his plans to marry a 19 year old stripper on his 75th birthday. His doctor says to him "I think you should reconsider, prolonged sex with a girl that young could be fatal". Harry shrugs his shoulders and says, "If she dies, she dies!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Oldies - Tagged harry , stripper , 19 year old , 75th bday , sex - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What Arctic Monkeys song do Prince William and Prince Harry sing about their mother? I bet you look good on the dashboard. | |
Joke by The_Cat, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana , paris , tunnel , arctic monkeys , william , harry - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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