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| My mate got 5 years for falling asleep on the job. That sounds a bit harsh, but he was a burglar. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Crime - Tagged mate , asleep , prison , burglar , harsh - Current Score: 85 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
| Why did the kidnappers take Madeleine McCann but leave the other two children? They weren't flirting. | |
Joke by Steve Maurice, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged sick , harsh , madeleine mccann , paedophilia - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do you call a lesbian Mulsim? A fucking godsend, at least she wont give birth to another dirty, stinkin', sweaty ignorant, robbing, cricket playing, stone throwing, bacon butty dodging, pyjama wearing, bomb making Jihadi, AK-47 Wielding terrorist, murdering, democracy hating, benefit cheating, lazy horrible good for nothing Cunt! God bless equal opportunism and freedom of speech! | |
Joke by Meeech, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged racism , harsh , muslim , lesbian - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
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