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| Valentines Day. Flowers £30 Dinner & Film £90 Hotel Room Afterwards £200 The look on ye face when she tells you she's on her Period. Fucking Priceless. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Period - Tagged old , hat - Current Score: 151 - Added: 7 months, 25 days ago
| Why does Noddy have bells on his hat? Because he's a cunt. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged noddy , hat - Current Score: 95 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A bloke is sunbathing with nothing on but a hat covering his cock. Two women walk past, one says "If you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." The bloke replies "If you weren't so fucking ugly, the hat would lift itself!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Ugly - Tagged sunbathing , ugly , hat - Current Score: 54 - Added: 7 months ago
| What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? Cowboy hats are for arseholes. | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Jokes with no home > Arseholes - Tagged difference , tampon , cowboy , hat , ass holes - Current Score: 25 - Added: 11 months ago
| A naked man is laying on the beach with only a hat on which his covering his penis A woman walks by and says, "if you were any sort of man, you would take your hat off to a woman." To which the man replies, "if you were any sort of woman, the hat would take itself off." | |
Joke by Armand Hammer, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged woman , cock , hat , sexist - Current Score: 24 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| What's round and hard and sticks so far out of a man's pyjamas that he can hang his hat on it? His head | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged penis , head , pyjamas , hat - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 week ago
| Why do black people wear baseball caps? To stop the birds shitting on their lips | |
Joke by metallica-mad, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , baseball , cap , hat , bird , birds , lips , lip - Current Score: 6 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
| An old Jewish grandmother has been given the task of looking after her grandson for the day. She decides to take him to the seaside for the day, and once there settles herself down on a deck-chair whilst the grandson is happily building sand castles by the shore. All of a sudden, a giant wave rolls up the beach, and drags the little boy out to sea. The horrified grandmother raises her arms to the heavens and wails "Oh God, help me, I've been so faithful to you, help me this once please" Seconds later, another giant wave rolls up the beach and dumps the bewildered boy back onto the sand. The grandmother takes one look at the boy and once raises her arms skyward and shouts "he had a hat on, you know" | |
Joke by spazzy, in Sex and shit > Big cocks - Tagged jewish , beach , hat - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Prince Charles makes a royal visit to Los Angeles. The mayor and other bigwigs are at the airport to greet him. The royal jet touches down and Charles gets out wearing the wierdest looking hat they've ever seen - it's made from a dead furry animal, with little legs hanging down at each corner and a tail in the back. Everyone is too polite to mention the hat, so they welcome him to Los Angeles and give him a tour. That night there's a big reception at the mayor's house. Charlie is still wearing the hat. The wine flows freely, and eventually the mayor plucks up his courage and says: "By the way, your royal majesty, that's a very unusual hat." Charlie replies: "Yes, it is rather fetching, isn't it. Last night one said to Mama, 'I say, Mummykins, one shall be visiting Los Angeles tomorrow, what should one wear?' She replied: 'Los Angeles? Wear the fox hat.'" | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Prince Charles - Tagged prince charles , hat , royal visit - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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