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| Stephen Hawking went on a date last night. She left after 15 minutes complaining that she didn't like his tone. |    |
Joke by sickboy91, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged stephen hawking , stephen , hawking , date - Current Score: 125 - Added: 6 months, 16 days ago
| In light of the large hadron collider being used for the first time today, Stephen Hawking posed a question for the general public. He asked, "how do you fill a black hole?" on daytime television and asked for people to phone in with their answer. I can honestly say he didn't expect a guy to phone in with the answer, "with a black cock!" | |
Joke by Mistmage, in Celebrity and news events > Big Bang - Tagged hadron , hawking , immature - Current Score: 35 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| Stephen Hawking, now he's pretentious. Comes from Kent and speaks with an American accent. | |
Joke by binso, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged stephen hawking , hawking , disabled , spastic , ricky gervais - Current Score: 31 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
| What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and spaghetti? Spaghetti moves when you suck it. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged stephen , hawking , spaghetti , suck - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
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