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| An undertaker comes home with a black eye. "What happened to you?"asks his wife. "I had a terrible day,"replies the undertaker. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep.When i got there,the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.Anyway,i find the room and,sure enough,there's this big,naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.So i did what i always do;I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half." "I see,"says his wife."But how did you get the black eye?" The undertaker replies,"Wrong room." |    |
Joke by cooperman, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged cooperman , adds , joke , the , book , he , s , reading - Current Score: 62 - Added: 7 months ago
| Why did David Beckham have a bald head? Because Victoria's mate said her sex life would be better if she shaved her twat! | |
Joke by honkytonky, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged beckham , cunt , he , is - Current Score: 49 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| He said . . . . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged he , she , swop - Current Score: 26 - Added: 7 months ago
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