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| All that phone sex has caught up with me... I have hearing-aids |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Phone Sex - Tagged phone , sex , phone sex , aids , hearing - Current Score: 120 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| "Doctor, doctor, I've got problems with my hearing." "What are the symptoms?" "They're those yellow people on TV." | |
Joke by hangman, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged doctor , hearing , simpsons - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A black guy goes into a church and finds the vicar. ''Father!'' he says. ''I need you to pray for my hearing.'' ''Certainly my child,'' the vicar replies. So he puts one hand on top the black guys head, and a finger in his ear. After about 3 minutes of hard prayers, the vicar takes his hand off and his finger out. ''How is your hearing now my child?'' the vicar asks. ''Well I don't know,'' black guy says. ''It's not till next week!'' | |
Joke by bighairybollocks, in Religion and racism > Prayer - Tagged vicar , black , hearing , court , prayer - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
| An elderly man was telling his neighbour, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really," answered the neighbour . "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty." | |
Joke by poosmellsyucky, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged hearing , aid , old - Current Score: 21 - Added: 7 months, 27 days ago
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