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Zookeeper says to Paddy, "The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for 500 pounds?". Paddy replies, "I will on 3 conditions:
1st I'm not going to kiss it.
2nd my family must never know.
3rd I'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together!" |  |
Christmas is almost upon us, its time to start thinking of those less fortunate than ourselves.
Take Mongo for instance, he is the eldest child in a family of ten living in the hottest savana in Africa.. He has to walk for five miles a day to the nearest water pump from his mud hut just to get water. He has to make this trip at least five times a day in bare feet, in the sweltering heat with a bucket that leaks more water than it holds!
Please consider donating just five pounds, thats less than a couple of pints of beer, then we can buy the black cunt some trainers so that he can run!!! |  |
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