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Don't know why Heather Mills wanted all that money - she's only going to spend it on handbags and shoe.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by social hand grenade, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged shoe , mills , money , heather , dog  - Current Score: 207 - Added: 4 weeks ago

What's the difference between Heather Mills and your car?

You don't burst out laughing whenever your car has a breakdown.
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Joke by TGS, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mills , mccartney , slut , golddigging , porno , bitch , fuckhead , one leg , fucktard , greedy , hypocrite , raspberry , pathetic creature , arab prostitute  - Current Score: 166 - Added: 9 months ago

Paul McCartney bought his wife a new artificial leg for Christmas.

It wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking filler.
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Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged mccartney , paul , leg , christmas , stocking , filler , paul mccartney , heather mills , heather , mills  - Current Score: 123 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

Why did Paul McCartney marry Heather Mills?

Because she went down on one knee.
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Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged mccartney , mills , knee , leg , paul , heather , paul mccartney , heather mills  - Current Score: 86 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

What's better than having £24m?

Having two legs.
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Joke by kie99, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mccartney , divorce , marriage  - Current Score: 77 - Added: 5 months ago

Paul McCartney has bought his wife a plane for Christmas.

But she'll still use a razor on the other leg.
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Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged mccartney , paul , plane , christmas , leg , paul mccartney , heather mills , heather , mills  - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

Paul stood upon the grassy bank,

His heart was all a-quiver,

She took off her suspender belt,

And her leg fell in the river.
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Joke by Geoff the Clownfish, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged poem , heather mills , paul mccartney , beatles , leg , river , heather , mills , paul , mccartney  - Current Score: 53 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm buggered, who in their right mind would want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Try Paul McCartney"
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Joke by Drifter, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mccartney , leg , gold digger  - Current Score: 46 - Added: 6 months, 30 days ago

Did you know Heather McCartney did a hardcore porn film?

A guy offered me the DVD.

I said, "counterfeit?"

He said, "one."
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mills , mccartney , porn  - Current Score: 45 - Added: 7 months ago

Apparently Heather Mills wants a divorce because of Pauls excessive weed smoking
She's just jealous because he's got more joints than she has
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Joke by Uncle Albert, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mills , macca , mucca , divorce  - Current Score: 42 - Added: 9 months ago

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