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| B.A. made a statement about flights out of Heathrow: "I ain't getting on no plane, suckas!" |    |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Heathrow Plane Crash - Tagged heathrow , plane , ba - Current Score: 62 - Added: 8 months, 28 days ago
| A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo she took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac convention in the United States." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he smiled, "what myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name! "Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos. But my friends call me Paddy." | |
Joke by Token, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged tonto , plane , heathrow , nymphomaniac , sex - Current Score: 28 - Added: 11 months ago
| Did you hear Vanessa Feltz was arrested at Heathrow Airport? Allegedly she had 40lb of crack in her knickers. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > Vanessa Feltz - Tagged crack , drugs , vanessa feltz , pig , heathrow , heathrow airport - Current Score: 13 - Added: 5 months ago
| An Israeli arrives at Heathrow airport. The customs official says to him, "occupation?" "No," replies the Israeli, "just visiting." | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged israeli , heathrow , airport , customs , occupation - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 months ago
| What's the difference between heathrow security and Madeleine McCann? Heathrow Security is still tight. | |
Joke by sullen, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged heathrow , terrorism , abduction , madeleine , portugal , madeleine mccann , maddie - Current Score: 9 - Added: 4 months ago
| Did you hear about the unluckiest hedgehog in the world? It managed to cross eight lanes of the M25 in one hour and then got hit by a Boeing 777 on the verge! | |
Joke by dazbeattie, in Celebrity and news events > Heathrow Plane Crash - Tagged heathrow , hedgehog , plane crash , m25 - Current Score: 7 - Added: 8 months, 26 days ago
| The mystery behind the plane crash at Heathrow has been solved, it was a rehearsal for Man Utd's 50th anniversary display to be held in February | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Heathrow Plane Crash - Tagged heathrow - Current Score: 4 - Added: 8 months, 26 days ago
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