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| I threw a hedgehog at a dart board once... Scored 3480. |    |
Joke by b3tard, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged hedgehog , darts , hignfy - Current Score: 187 - Added: 6 months, 12 days ago
| The hedgehog made his way down to the riverbank and very slowly walked into the water. As it got deeper, he soldiered on, gasping for breath. Suddenly he disappeared under and was only just able to get back to the bank. After resting for 10 minutes, the hedgehog tried again, after going under twice more he managed to get back to dry land before collapsing. This time it took him longer to recover but once he felt fit enough he started back into the water. Two ducks were watching from the other side of the bank and one said to the other " Come on George, don't you think it's time we told him he was adopted?" | |
Joke by guest1, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged hedgehog , . , water - Current Score: 184 - Added: 8 months, 21 days ago
| What's the difference between a hedgehog and a bus full of united supporters? The hedgehog's got the pricks on the outside. | |
Joke by superhorse, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged united , hedgehog - Current Score: 141 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the difference between a frenchman and a hedgehog? One's a smelly, lice ridden, snail eating creature with no fucking road sense... ...and the other's a hedgehog! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged hedgehog , french , smell , road - Current Score: 34 - Added: 6 months ago
| The famous last words spoken by every hedgehog that ever existed: Fuck off am I worried...they'll never run over me with all these spikes. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Hedgehog - Tagged hedgehog , roadkill - Current Score: 16 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Did you hear about the unluckiest hedgehog in the world? It managed to cross eight lanes of the M25 in one hour and then got hit by a Boeing 777 on the verge! | |
Joke by dazbeattie, in Celebrity and news events > Heathrow Plane Crash - Tagged heathrow , hedgehog , plane crash , m25 - Current Score: 6 - Added: 10 months, 15 days ago
| I was talking to a wildlife expert earlier. I said, "how do you tell the difference between a male and a female hedgehog?" He said, "easy: the males have got loads of holes on their chest and a pained look on their face." | |
Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Hedgehogs - Tagged sex , hedgehog - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 months ago
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