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| I just loaded "Colin McRae's Helicopter Simulator" onto my PC, but it keeps crashing! |    |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Colin McRae - Tagged colin mcrae , helicopter , crash - Current Score: 127 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| If you find you can keep your head whilst others around you are losing theirs, you may want to land your helicopter somewhere else | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged helicopter , head - Current Score: 92 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| Douglas was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor, 'If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?' Douglas replied, 'I would get in my helicopter and fly away!' The doctor then asked, 'Where did you get a helicopter from?' Douglas replied, 'The same place you got that fucking train!' | |
Joke by Doodlebug, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged mental health , doctor , train , helicopter - Current Score: 89 - Added: 5 months, 19 days ago
| What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Colin McRae? Colin McRae only had 2 boys go down on his chopper. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Colin McRae - Tagged colin mcrae , helicopter , crash - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What does Colin Macrae have in common with Madeleine McCann? They've both been shafted by their dad's chopper. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Colin McRae - Tagged colin mcrae , madeleine mccann , helicopter , shafted , father , crash , paedophilia , incest - Current Score: 54 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| You are driving at a constant speed: on your left is a sheer drop, on your right is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig the same size as your car and travelling at the same speed as you. Behind you is a helicopter travelling at ground level and travelling at the same speed as you. What do you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get the fuck off the kiddies merry-go-round, you pissed up bastard! | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged merry go round , kiddies , pig , helicopter , fire engine - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's worse than having the McCanns take your kids on holiday? Colin McRae taking them in his chopper. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Colin McRae - Tagged madeleine mccann , holiday , helicopter , colin mcrae - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| 2 Irish fellas are having a ride in a helicopter, one turns to the other and goes "Hey Paddy, d'ya think if this helicopter turned upside down we'd fall out?" "No Seamus, we's still be friends" | |
Joke by lashley, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged helicopter , paddy , irish - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 days ago
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