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Fill your inflatable sex doll with helium so that you still get some of the thrill of the chase.
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Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Sex Doll - Tagged sex doll , inflatable sex doll , helium , top tip  - Current Score: 193 - Added: 5 days ago

I quit my job last week at the helium factory.

I just didn't like being spoken to in that tone of voice.
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Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged factory , helium , job , quit  - Current Score: 110 - Added: 6 months ago

I'm reading a book on helium at the moment.
I'm having trouble putting it down.
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Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Books - Tagged helium , book , putting , down  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 months ago

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