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| I wouldn't say boo to a goose. I'm not a coward, I just realise that it would be largely pointless. |    |
Joke by vampy-dav, in Jokes with no home > goose - Tagged goose , hero , pointless , viz - Current Score: 134 - Added: 3 months ago
| A French War Hero, a peaceful Muslim and the Loch Ness Monster are sitting in a bar. Who is the odd one out? The Loch Ness Monster, because there is a chance that he actually exists. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , war , hero , muslim , loch ness monster - Current Score: 120 - Added: 5 months ago
| Two men are playing football in a public park when suddenly a crazed rottweiler dives out of a bush and launches itself at one of the men and begins to viciously savage him. Reacting quickly the other man pulls a plank of wood out of an old fence and forces it into the dog's coller and twists it, breaking the dog's neck and killing it instantly. Paramedics arrive and take his friend away for medical attention, and a man approaches the hero with a notepad and pen, he says "I am reporter and I would like to write an article about your heroic deed!", the hero agrees and the reporter writes a title for his article- "Manchester United fan saves friend from vicious attack!" The man reads this and says "I'm not a Manchester United fan" The reporter apologises and writes "England fan saves friend from crazed animal!" The man reads this and says "I'm not a England fan" The reporter apologises again and asks what football team he supports. The man replies "Liverpool" The reporter nods and quickly writes "SCOUSE BASTARD MURDERS FAMILY PET!" | |
Joke by D dude, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged scouse , dog , murder , hero , football - Current Score: 56 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I just got thrown out of Fathers 4 Justice. Superman and Batman have told me that Super Nazi is not a real action hero. | |
Joke by ramalam, in Celebrity and news events > Fathers For Justice - Tagged farthers , justice , superman , batman , nazi , hero - Current Score: 37 - Added: 3 months ago
| My mate has just been sent to prison for six months, he pulled three people out of a burning building. Unfortunately it turned out they were firefighters. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Prison - Tagged prison , six , firemen , hero , burning - Current Score: 30 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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