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| You know you're Taliban if... You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You have more wives than teeth. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.' You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.' You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not. You've ever had a crush on your neighbour's goat. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Taliban - Tagged heroin , guns , cunts , explosives , bombs - Current Score: 392 - Added: 4 months ago
| Amy Winehouse went to Glastonbury last weekend. Poor Amy had to wade through dirt, needles, rubbish and people lying around everywhere... ... just to leave her flat. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Amy Winehouse - Tagged amy winehouse , glastonbury , dirt , rubbish , junky , heroin , ugly , graham norton - Current Score: 179 - Added: 2 months ago
| Two Paki junkys injected Curry powder after they had run out of Heroin. Initial police reports say that one is in a Korma whilst the other one is stable with a dodgy Tikka. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakistani , asian , junky , heroin - Current Score: 17 - Added: 7 months, 12 days ago
| Police have just found one of the biggest heroin stashes in UK history. In the boot of the car they found Florence Nightingale, Joan of Arc, Boudica... | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Heroin Stash - Tagged heroine , heroin , drugs - Current Score: 16 - Added: 5 months ago
| So, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty, they're a match made in heaven... I mean, a smackhead and someone who looks like a needle... | |
Joke by onecrazylemming, in Celebrity and news events > Kate Moss - Tagged kate moss , pete doherty , smackhead , heroin - Current Score: 3 - Added: 7 months, 18 days ago
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