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| At a recent England football training camp, Wayne Rooney collects the ball and dribbles around Shaun Wright-Phillips, Rio Ferdinand, Micah Richards, Ashley Cole and finally Emile Heskey. Steve McClaren shouts: "Around the fucking CONES Wayne, the fucking CONES" |    |
Joke by gangrath, in Celebrity and news events > Wayne Rooney - Tagged rooney , heskey , wright-phillips , ferdinand , mcclaren - Current Score: 90 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Fabio Capello is taking England training one day when he notices a lump of shit on the turf "Guys, who's shit on the ground?" "Me boss" pipes up Emile Heskey "But I'm good in the air" | |
Joke by lashley, in Celebrity and news events > Emile Heskey - Tagged capello , england team , football , heskey , shit - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
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