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| I first realised that i was going bald when it started taking longer and longer to wash my face... Harry Hill |    |
Joke by adzrules, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged harry , hill , harry hill , bald - Current Score: 69 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago
| A blonde walks into an electronics store and sees a TV she wants. She asks the employee how much it costs but he answers "I'm sorry, but we don't sell TV's to dumb blondes". Frusterated, she leaves, and returns an hour later disguised as a red head. -"May I please know the price for that TV?" -"No, I'm sorry, but we don't sell TV's to dumb blondes" Even more frusterated by the fact that he saw through her disguise, she left in a huff only to return another hour later with black hair instead. -"Sir, would you please tell me the price of that TV?" -"No, I keep telling you, I don't sell TV's to dumb blondes!" The blonde couldn't take it anymore. " Can't you see my hair? Its not blonde its black! How do you keep finding out I'm blonde?" "Because ma'am, thats not a TV. Its a microwave." | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged leb , asian , appliances , microwave , tv , box , hill - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| An old bull and a young bull are stood on top of a hill looking down at a herd of cows. The young bull turns to the old bull and says "Let's run down the hill and fuck us one of those cows!", to which the old bull replies "No son, lets walk down the hill and fuck them all" (a good tale to tell any over enthusiastic work colleague) | |
Joke by TheGreasyWeasel, in Jokes with no home > Cows - Tagged bull , fuck , hill , cows - Current Score: 1 - Added: 8 months, 7 days ago
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