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| One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.'' The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.'' The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir''' |    |
Joke by skimp, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged clinton , president , pigs , hillary , trade , marine , cunt - Current Score: 130 - Added: 5 months, 10 days ago
| Chelsea Clinton had been on a date so Hillary asked her if she had a good time. Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and thinks she's in love. Hillary said, "You didn't have sex, did you"? Chelsea said, "Not according to Dad." | |
Joke by exeter, in Celebrity and news events > Hillary Clinton - Tagged clinton , monica , chelsea , hillary , bill - Current Score: 21 - Added: 7 months, 2 days ago
| Why is Hillary Clinton running for president? ...Because she wants to know what it's like to sleep in the President's bed! | |
Joke by TheBritishAreFuckingCunts, in Celebrity and news events > Hillary Clinton - Tagged hillary , bill clinton , i fucked monica lewinsky in the arse - Current Score: 16 - Added: 8 months, 25 days ago
| Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear. Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field. The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me; I said throw out the first pitch." | |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > Bill Clinton - Tagged clinton , hillary , bill , baseball - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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