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| When she gets married, on arriving at the church the first thing the woman will see is the aisle, next she will see the altar, and lastly she will see him...and that's exactly what the fucking horrible cow is thinking.... " Aisle Altar Him " |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged aisle , altar , him , wife , marriage , cow - Current Score: 38 - Added: 1 month ago
| During a sermon, the vicar hands around a donation plate. One of the people attending, a gay man, pulls out a huge wad of twenty pound notes and places it on the plate. When the plate is returned, the vicar sees the wad of notes, gasps and says, "can the kind person who donated such a generous amount please stand up?" The gay man stands up. "You are very generous sir," says the vicar, "you may choose your three favourite hymns." The gay bloke looks around, points and says, "I'll have him, him and him." | |
Joke by munkybars, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged him , hymns , gay , vicar , donation - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 month ago
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