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| Who is the Hindu Goddess of Hair? Kondishna |    |
Joke by kyle__1995, in Jokes with no home > Racism - Tagged hair , hindu , racist - Current Score: 82 - Added: 3 months, 4 days ago
| An Ethiopian, a Hindu and an American are travelling together on a train. A fellow passenger asked them what they thought of the nutritional value of Beef. The Ethiopian looked puzzled and asked,'What is nutritional value?' The Hindu also looked puzzled, and asked,'What is beef?' The American scratched his head in consternation and asked,'What is an opinion?' | |
Joke by SpankinMonkeys, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , hindu , beef , opinion - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A jew is stranded in the woods with a Hindu and a black man. Whilst attempting to find shelter from the elements they stumble across an old farm house and ask the farmer if they can come inside. Unfortunately the spare bedroom is only big enough for 2, the third person would have to spend the night in the farmers barn. The Jew picks the short straw and ventures outside, only to return a few moments later. The farmer is woken by his knocking and opens the door to see the Jew standing before him. 'hoy! There is a pig in the barn! I can not spend a night sleeping near a pig, it is forbidden and disgusting, hoy!' 'Fine' says the farmer, the Hindu can spend the night there instead.' So the Hindu obliges, however 5 minutes later the farmer is woken by another knock at the door. 'There's a cow in the barn! A filthy sacred cow! I must sleep away from the cow on this night, you must let me indoors.' So the black guy takes his turn in the barn while the Hindu and Jew share the spare room. However, 5 minutes later and the farmer is woken by another knock on the door. It was the pig and the cow... | |
Joke by furiousg, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged jew , pig , cow , barn , hindu - Current Score: 5 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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