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| My wife said to me today "Did you know that hippopotamuses kill more people every year than guns? "Yes", I replied, "but a gun is easier to conceal." |    |
Joke by doubletee, in Jokes with no home > Gun Crime - Tagged wife , guns , hippo , hippoptamus , kill , lloyd langford - Current Score: 50 - Added: 3 months, 10 days ago
| I said to the wife the other night, "you remind me of Shannon Matthews" She said "why? Because i'm so sweet, innocent and it would be a tragedy if anything happened to me" I said "no sweetheart, it's because you look like a fucking hippo" | |
Joke by sorprendor, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , fatty , hippo , wife - Current Score: 27 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago
| I had a weird dream last night. I was on safari in Africa. I dreamt I was hand feeding a Hippo. I woke up with my hand between the wife's legs! | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged safari , hippo , dream - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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