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| What is the first thing a battered wife does when she gets home from hospital? The dishes and dinner if she's got any sense. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged misogyny , batter , battered , hit , punch , punched , hospital , dishes , dinner , cook , sense - Current Score: 166 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I was chatting to a mate in the pub- who loves jokes- and I was telling him a little story. So I began my tale: "I went to see a Gypsy fortune teller the other day, who put me in touch with me dead grandfather. After we had finished and I had paid her, she smiled at me and in a jolly voice said she had really enjoy the session- So I smacked her in the face!" My smartarse mate chipped in, "Ha ha- Thats becase you LIKE TO STRIKE A HAPPY MEDIUM isn't it!" I replied, "No, its because I can't fucking stand gypsies." | |
Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged gypsy , pun , peter cook , dudley moore , punch , hit , strike , fight - Current Score: 105 - Added: 2 months ago
| What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, the bitch has already been told twice. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged misogyny , domestic violence , women , domestic , violence , black , eyed , eye , eyes , black eye , black eyes , bitch , told , punched , hit , punch - Current Score: 93 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| An English gent takes his car to the workshop to have it straightened out. The mechanic said, "what the fuck happened to your car mate?" "I hit a Paki." "Fuck me, he certainly made a mess of it." "Yeah, the cunt tried to get away across a field." | |
Joke by geebee, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , car , hit , english - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
| I only ever hit my kids once, I was in a volvo at the time | |
Joke by mickle, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged kids , volvo , hit - Current Score: 30 - Added: 7 months, 18 days ago
| I kept on wondering why the brick was getting bigger, all of a sudden, it hit me. | |
Joke by pi, in Jokes with no home > Violence - Tagged brick , hit , violence , injury , funny - Current Score: 14 - Added: 4 months ago
| My wife always wanted to be a hit on Broadway. Which is why i pushed her off the Empire state building. | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged broadway , hit , star , wife , fall , murder - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| How do you swat 200 flies at one time? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. | |
Joke by Hintonian, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopian , racist , black , flies , hit , frying pan - Current Score: -2 - Added: 10 months ago
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