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| I was driving along when I saw a hitch-hiker holding a sign that said 'heaven', so I hit him. He probably went there. He seemed like a nice guy. |    |
Joke by binso, in Jokes with no home > Hitchhikers - Tagged hitchhiker , binso , heaven - Current Score: 134 - Added: 1 month, 19 days ago
| What do you call a black hitch hiker ? Stranded. | |
Joke by happyjoy, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , hitchhiker - Current Score: 114 - Added: 7 months, 6 days ago
| A foreign hitchhiker is waving at passing cars in Estonia. One car stops. 'Is it far to Tallinn from here?' the traveler asks. 'No, it is not far!' 'Do you mind taking me with you?' 'Please, take a seat if you like.' The hitchhiker then jumps into the car and they travel together for several hours until it starts to become dark and the hitchhiker becomes anxious and suspicious of his driver. 'Is it still not far from Tallinn?' he asks the driver again. 'Well, now it is quite far.' | |
Joke by clocky, in Religion and racism > Estonian - Tagged estonian , estonia , eesti , hitchhiker , driving - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A truckie going from Melbourne to Perth picks up a hitchhiker. After a while the hitchhiker says he's tired and lays down in the truck's "sleeper" compartment for a rest. A while later the hitchhiker is woken up by the noise of the truck running over something: "BASH!, BASH!, BASH!". "What's all the racket?" he asks the driver. "Oh, I just hit an Abo". "But what was all that other noise?". "Well, I had to go over two fences to get the bastard". | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged abo , hitchhiker - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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