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| Was struggling with my crossword this morning. Clue: Jewish baker Letters: (5,6) A - - - - H - - - - - |    |
Joke by peadough, in Religion and racism > Holocaust - Tagged hitler , world war , jews , baker , holocaust , adolf hitler - Current Score: 226 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged hitler , suicide , gas , bill , death , jews , hollocaust - Current Score: 193 - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
| Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff. "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 Australian." Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein FÃŒhrer, why do you want to kill an Australian?" Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. "You see, no-one ever asks about the Jews." | |
Joke by wjh31, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged hitler , holocaust , australians - Current Score: 183 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Who's the best Jewish cook? Hitler. | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged jews , hitler , holocaust , death , anti-semitic - Current Score: 113 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| ...It reallly makes me bloody angry and I find it quite unfair when they compare George Bush to Adolf Hitler.... ....I mean, Hitler was a great leader and a fucking brilliant speaker! | |
Joke by TheBritishAreFuckingCunts, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged hitler , george bush , i dated maddie mccann - Current Score: 81 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago
| Hitler was inspecting one of his camps when he met a little girl, so he asks the girl how old she is and she says "Im turning 10 tomorrow" to which Hitler responds "No you're not"' | |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged hitler , girl - Current Score: 65 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A school teacher holds a pop quiz in class and tells the kids whoever gets an answer right can have Monday off. "Okay children," she says, "who said 'think not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?" "Miss miss, I know," shouts a child, "JFK." "Well done, you can have Monday off," says the teacher. "Oh no miss," he replies, "I'm a good Jewish boy and my education is very important to me." "OK class," she says again, "who said, 'one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind'?" "Neil Armstrong, miss," shouts a girl at the front. "Well done Sophie, you can have Monday off," says the teacher. "Oh no miss," Says Sophie, "I'm a good Jewish girl, my education is very important to me." "Very well," says the teacher. "I fucking hate Jews," shouts a voice from the back of the class. "Who said that?" shouts the teacher in disgust. "Adolf Hitler, and I'll see you on Tuesday!" | |
Joke by ged, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged school , jews , hitler - Current Score: 51 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago
| What's the difference between Hitler and Paula Radcliffe? Hitler tried to finish the race. | |
Joke by wjh31, in Celebrity and news events > Paula Radcliffe - Tagged hitler - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Why did the Hitler joke get deleted? Because it was a Jew-plicate. | |
Joke by jonnyraftery, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged jonnyraftery , jew , hitler , sickipedia , duplicate - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| What's the difference between Father Christmas and a Jew? Father Christmas goes down the chimney. | |
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged jewish , jew , holocaust , santa , racist , father , father christmas , christmas , xmas , chimney , down , up , killed , dead , hitler - Current Score: 36 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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