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| My wife works for the incontinence hotline. Whenever she's pissed off, she answers the phone and says, "please hold." |    |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged wife , work , incontinence , phone , hold - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| My mate is forever 'getting hold of the wrong end of the stick', which wouldn't be too bad usually, except he works on a sewage farm | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Mates - Tagged sewage , stick , wrong , hold - Current Score: 25 - Added: 5 months, 2 days ago
| This wanking addiction is ruining my life. I've got to get a grip on myself. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged wanking , mastrubation , addiction , grip , hold - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
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