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| I've just found out that my girlfriend has just ran off with my best mate, and apparently they're thinking of going on holiday together. Anyway... his sort code is; 07-45-27, account number; 05637818 and his mothers maiden name is Smith. Lets see how far they get now! |    |
Joke by lewis3000, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged bank account , girlfriend , holiday - Current Score: 365 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter? Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , gary glitter , paedophile , holiday - Current Score: 262 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's the plus side of a costly spring family holiday in Portugal? A cheaper Christmas | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , abduction , portugal , holiday , christmas - Current Score: 157 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| God decided he needed a holiday. One of his aides suggested Venus. "Forget it," said God, "I went there 10,000 years ago and suffered from the most terrible sunburn." Another aide suggested Jupiter. "No way," God replied, "I went there 5,000 years ago and froze my holy arse off." A third advisor suggested Earth. "That's the worst suggestion yet!" remarked God, angrily. "I went there 2,000 years ago and they're still accusing me of knocking up some stupid Jewish bitch!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged holiday , vacation , jew , jesus , earth , jupiter , venus , god - Current Score: 111 - Added: 9 months, 22 days ago
| The last time I went on holiday, I got through six Jeffery Archer novels. I must remember to take more toilet paper in future. | |
Joke by appy2be, in Jokes with no home > holiday - Tagged holiday , jeffery archer , toilet paper - Current Score: 103 - Added: 8 months ago
| What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan? A tan doesn't disappear until after the holiday. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , tan , holiday - Current Score: 87 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I've just got back from holiday. The hotel we stopped at was absolutely fantastic. The towels were so soft and fluffy, I could hardly close my suitcase. | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Holiday - Tagged lee evans , suitcase , towels , hotel , fluffy , holiday - Current Score: 86 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| What's worse than leaving your three-year-old and your twin two-year-olds at home alone? Having Mr and Mrs. Mccann take them on holiday. | |
Joke by death_has_a_shadow, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , holiday - Current Score: 55 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| An English guy sits in a bar on the Reeperbahn in Hamburg eyeing up a beautiful German bird. After a few beers he plucks up the courage to speak to her. "Do you speak English?" "Some" "How much?" "300 Euro." | |
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > Red Light District - Tagged euro , english , holiday , german - Current Score: 44 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
| Last time I went on holiday, I flew with BA. I won't be doing that again, all he kept saying was, "I ain't getting on no plane." | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > A Team - Tagged holiday , americans , plane - Current Score: 35 - Added: 2 months ago
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