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| The recent fire at Universal Studios in Hollywood severely damaged many studio sets. The Back to the Future town centre set was completely destroyed. When asked to comment, Michael J Fox was visibly shaken. |    |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Michael J Fox - Tagged universal studios , michael j fox , hollywood - Current Score: 81 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago
| What baffles me about America, and Hollywood in particular, is their "history" films. Rambo seems keen to make it clear that America actually won the Vietnam war. World War Two "Epics" like Saving Private Ryan seem to imply that the Americans were the only force opposing Germany. Then we get toss like "U-571." In reality, this was a British success that changed the course of the war, leading to the end of the Nazi regime and saving millions of lives. The Hollywood version decides that no, it wasn't the British, it was fucking Jon Bon Jovi. We need to start seeing movies like this for what they are- fairy tales and fantasies to make Americans feel good about themselves. Anyway, fuck it, I'm looking forward to a run of "Iraq War History Movies" in a few years. No doubt it will turn out that the British weren't even there, or if there were they would be nasty upper class baddies. | |
Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged iraq , bon jovi , british , america , americans , hollywood , movies , films , saving private ryan , nazi , cinema , standup style joke , u571 - Current Score: 40 - Added: 5 months, 17 days ago
| I am sick to death of the Hollywood bias being used by having rap stars in movies for the Afro-American audience. I think it's Ludacris and Korrupt. | |
Joke by stonethecrows, in Celebrity and news events > Movie Boycotts - Tagged black , america , hollywood - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
| Those Somali pirates are on to a good thing. Even if no cunt pays the ransom, Hollywood have offered them £20 million for the film rights. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged pirates , somali , hollywood - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 week ago
| Whenever I buy a DVD I have to sit through a trailer telling me not to watch pirate movies. Yet Johnny Depp stars in one and the posters all say 'Must See'. Make your minds up Hollywood. | |
Joke by analcake, in Celebrity and news events > Johnny Depp - Tagged pirates , pirate , dvd , hollywood , of , the , carribean - Current Score: 14 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
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