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Was struggling with my crossword this morning.

Clue: Jewish baker

Letters: (5,6)

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Joke by peadough, in Religion and racism > Holocaust - Tagged hitler , world war , jews , baker , holocaust , adolf hitler  - Current Score: 251 - Added: 3 months ago

Where do you send Jewish kids with A.D.D.?

To concentration camps.
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Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jewish , jew , holocaust , concentrate , add , concentration , camp , camps , concentration camps , kids , kid , children  - Current Score: 225 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He got the gas bill.
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Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged hitler , suicide , gas , bill , death , jews , holocaust  - Current Score: 221 - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago

Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff. "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 Australian."

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein FÃŒhrer, why do you want to kill an Australian?"

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. "You see, no-one ever asks about the Jews."
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Joke by wjh31, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged hitler , holocaust , australians  - Current Score: 200 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

What runs along walls and kills Jews?

Gas Pipes.
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Joke by omgitsruss, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , holocaust , gas , pipes  - Current Score: 174 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

The average German wakes up at 6:23 am.

Well it's difficult to sleep with all that on your conscience.
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Joke by jazza l s, in Religion and racism > German - Tagged germans , jimmy carr , holocaust  - Current Score: 157 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago

Why is it that, when the Sealed Knot recreate Civil War battles, it's considered to be enriching historical entertainment and a nice family day out but, when me and a few mates attempt to recreate the holocaust, we all get arrested?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged jew , holocaust , sealed knot , history , anti semitism , jews , jewish , violence  - Current Score: 152 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago

I know a Jewish bloke who cries every time he thinks about his ancestors being detained in the concentration camps.

He just can't get over all that unpaid work they did.
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Joke by RevvyB, in Religion and racism > Holocaust - Tagged jew , holocaust  - Current Score: 145 - Added: 5 months, 21 days ago

Who's the best Jewish cook?

Hitler.
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Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged jews , hitler , holocaust , death , anti-semitic  - Current Score: 120 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.
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Joke by antibagdave, in Religion and racism > Holocaust - Tagged holocaust , jew , muslim , death , shower  - Current Score: 102 - Added: 2 months ago

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