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I saw a woman in a burkha selling the Big Issue yesterday.

That's sad, I thought: they're even stealing jobs from the homeless now.
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Joke by mrluxuryyacht, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , burkha , homeless , big issue  - Current Score: 197 - Added: 1 month ago

I'd love to help the homeless people.... I just don't know where they live.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by freddie_fuckface, in Jokes with no home > Homeless - Tagged homeless  - Current Score: 134 - Added: 4 months ago

I was in London the other day and this tramp came up to me and said, "Mister I haven't tasted food in a week"

I said "Don't worry it still tastes the same".
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Joke by savagebutchery, in Jokes with no home > Tramps - Tagged starving , poverty , tramp , taste , poor , homeless , hungry hungry tramp fight  - Current Score: 108 - Added: 4 months ago

Knock, knock jokes............Completely wasted on the homeless.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by CUTTSY, in Jokes with no home > Knock Knock - Tagged knock , homeless , person  - Current Score: 89 - Added: 6 months ago

I came out of woolies the other day and saw a scruffy bloke.He was playing the guitar and singing "When I was young,seemed like life was so wonderful,a miracle,it was beautiful,magical "
I said "thats supertramp ", he said "ah thanks very much ".
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Joke by miffy, in Jokes with no home > Tramps - Tagged wooloies , homeless , supertramp  - Current Score: 75 - Added: 5 months ago

Knock, Knock,

Who's there?

Biggish,

Biggish who?

Fuck off you homeless Cunt!
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Joke by Randall, in Jokes with no home > Knock Knock - Tagged knock knock , big issue , homeless  - Current Score: 46 - Added: 10 months ago

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell him to clap his hands til daddy comes home
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Joke by CS, in Jokes with no home > Orphans - Tagged orphan , blood , hands , homeless , clap yer hands bitch  - Current Score: 45 - Added: 4 months ago

Homeless people. Lighten your load by not buying a dog.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jimbomcc, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged viz , homeless , poor , dog  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 weeks ago

I saw two homeless people kissing the other day. I said, "get a room."I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by zzzzzzz, in Jokes with no home > Homeless - Tagged homeless , kiss , room  - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months ago

What's the difference between a dead homeless Russian and a shit Sickipedia joke?

The joke will probably get buried
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Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer, in Religion and racism > Russian - Tagged russian , homeless , sickipedia  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 months ago

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