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| Ahmed the Arab came to England from the Middle East and he was only there a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said: "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes." Ahmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?" The doctor said, "You were homesick!" |    |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged arab , homesick - Current Score: 84 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Got home the other day, the wife was crying. I said, "What are you crying for love?" She said, "I'm homesick" I said, "But this is your home!" She said, "Yes and I'm fucking sick of it!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged homesick , home , wife , tommy cooper - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
| What's red, purple, slimy, and crawls up a woman's legs? A homesick abortion. | |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged abortion , homesick , slimy , legs - Current Score: -2 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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