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| Old Father O'Malley was strolling through the church grounds one sunny summer evening, when he came upon a little frog sitting by a tree. "My Lord," he said, picking it up: "You're the saddest, most forlorn-looking frog I've ever seen. I only wish you could speak, so that you might tell me your troubles." The frog replied, "Actually, I can. You see, I was once a choirboy in this very parish. One day I offended a passing Gypsy, and she put a curse on me that turned me into a talking frog." "Incredible!" said Father O'Malley. "Is there anything I might do to help you?" "Actually yes, there is. The Gypsy said that if I can find somebody to take me home and let me sleep in their bed, the curse will be lifted and I'll be back to normal." "Well," said Father O'Malley, "the good Lord teaches us to be charitable. I think I can manage that." So Father O'Malley picked up the little frog and put it in his pocket. That night he placed it gently on the pillow beside him and drifted off into a long, dreamy sleep. When he awoke the next morning, the frog had turned back into a choirboy, just as it had said it would. And that, Your Honour, is the case for the defence... |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged priest , paedo , religion , nonce , sex , frogs , faggot , homo , queer , bummer , yeahimtalkingtoyouasshole - Current Score: 502 - Added: 11 months ago
| 85% of black males say they enjoy sex in the shower The other 15% haven't been to prison yet | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged racist , black , gay , homo , prison , rape , sex - Current Score: 295 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Dave and Steve are sitting in a bar talking about their childhoods. Dave says "What's the most painful memory from your childhood?". Steve replies "When I was ten years old my Dad caught me with glitter on my face. He gave me the beating of my life as he thought I was gay". "Wow. That was a bit of an over reaction wasn't it?", replies Dave. "No" says Steve. "To be fair he had a point. I had just been to one of his concerts". | |
Joke by RevvyB, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged homo , rapist , gary glitter , gay , revvyb - Current Score: 57 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| What does YMCA stand for? You Might Catch Aids. | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged ymca , aids , homo , queer , faggot , 8 ace , village people , retroviruses are really really really funny - Current Score: 36 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| Call me an old-fashioned bigot if you like, but I think that what Elton John and his sort get up to is just unnatural and frankly disgusting. I mean, how can you call yourself a man and be a Watford FC supporter at the same time? | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Celebrity and news events > Elton John - Tagged elton john , homo , gay , queer , watford , 8 ace - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 week ago
| A disabled man is sick of life and decides to commit suicide. He wheels his chair to the balcony of a high car park, but can't quite get over the barrier. Anyway, he is desperate to die, so he pleads with people nearby, who ignore him or turn away and refuse. Just then, a lovely blonde bird comes up to him, and as he is about to make his desperate plea she looks him in the eye, and smiles at him. He smiles back- suddenly, the world does not seem so glum! "Hey, I'm so glad we met," she says- "You are just the sort of guy I've been looking to meet, you look so honest and kind, unlike all the other men I've known! What were you doing up here, anyway?" She takes his hand as he replies, "You know, its amazing, but when I first came here I was just desperate for someone to toss me off, but none of these men would do it. But now I've seen you, I don't feel the need any more!" She looks at him, crestfallen, then screams "You dirty homo," and pushes him over the barrier. | |
Joke by petejtool, in Illness and mortality > Suicide - Tagged suicide , disabled , blonde , masturbation , wanking , toss off , toss , gay , homo , word play , death , orginal non racist joke - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
| What do you call a Chinese homo? Bum Sum Yungai. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chinese , homo , queer , chinky , faggot , flied lice etc - Current Score: 11 - Added: 6 months ago
| You've heard the tale of Robin Hood, And how he did poor people good, but there's more to this old story, than Sherwood Forest's Pride and Glory. At night when all the robbing was done, the merry men would have some fun, in fact it would be fair to say, The Merry men were rather gay. As Little John starts to unwind, Robin takes him from behind. As they frolic in the grass, Robin rams it up his ass. One night when they were all at play, a pretty maiden came their way, she sauntered up to Friar Tuck, and said, "I'm Marion, wanna fuck?" Tuck could not believe his ears, "She wants a shag off us old queers!" When he recovered from his shock, Robin whipped out his fat cock. Marion's clothes were off in a flash, The merry men all had her gash, They satisfied her every whim, and shot their man-fat up her quim. When all was done she spoke a rhyme, "Thank you boys for the lovely time, But for your pleasure you must pay, I've got herpes; have a nice day." "Now listen here," said Friar Tuck, "We really couldn't give a fuck, we've all got AIDS, so who's fucked now, Have a nice day, you stupid cow." | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Sexual Diseases - Tagged robin hood , aids , herpes , orgy , vd , queer , homo , fuck , faggot - Current Score: 9 - Added: 5 months, 21 days ago
| There was a gay in the pub last night, moaning about how he's the victim of stereotyping. "It's so unfair," he whined. "Every time I go to the Jobcentre, they tell me they'll call me if a vacancy comes in for a hairdresser or an interior designer or a flight attendant. Well, I could work in an industrial job just as well as any other man!" I interrupted him and said, "You should get yourself down to the confectionery factory on the industrial estate, mate. I saw an ad that said they're looking for someone to work in the loading and distribution department." "Really?" he said. I said, "Yep. The ad says; 'Fudge Packer Required'." | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged gay , fudge packer , queer , sweets , homo , 8 ace - Current Score: 1 - Added: 4 months ago
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