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Have you noticed on television how fat, ugly creatures are used to advertise food.
Paddington Bear does Marmite, The Honey Monster does Sugar Puffs and Kerry Katona does Iceland.
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Joke by wolverine, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged paddington , television , kerry katona , marmite , honey  - Current Score: 72 - Added: 3 months ago

"I got stung by a bee yesterday.
£20 for a jar of honey? Outrageous."
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Joke by hangman, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged bee , stung , honey  - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

Obesity: isn't that where you get honey from?

Hmmm, thinking about it, perhaps it works best in my native Lancashire accent.
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Joke by Pigster, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged fat , honey , poor joke  - Current Score: -3 - Added: 8 months ago

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