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| Just bought the wife a new bag and a belt for her birthday... Fuckin' hoover works perfectly now! |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged old , joke , hoover , wife - Current Score: 220 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I was watching the Champions League final at home last night, and my wife was hoovering up - all of a sudden she accidentally knocked the television........and Didier Drogba fell over! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Drogba - Tagged didier drogba , television , hoover , champions league final - Current Score: 34 - Added: 6 months, 10 days ago
| My mate shocked me the other night in the pub: "I went with a prostitute last week," he said. "What?......Why for fuck's sake?" I asked. "Well....you know.....things you can't ask the missus to do," he said. "Like what?" I asked. "Well.....make a cup of tea and put the hoover around." | |
Joke by troyboy, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged mate , hoover , sex , prostitute - Current Score: 24 - Added: 6 months, 4 days ago
| What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged hoover , dirt bag , biker - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do you call an epileptic with a hoover? Shake 'n' Vac! | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged epilepsy , fit , vacuum , cleaner , hoover - Current Score: -1 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago
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