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General Custer is standing on a hill overlooking the Little Big Horn. In the distance he can hear Sitting Bull's braves pounding on their drums.

He turns to a little Geordie soldier in his ranks, "listen" he says, "they have war drums."

The Geordie replies, "why, man! The fuckin', thievin' bastards..."
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Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Geordies - Tagged geordie , drums , war , thievin , big , horn , custer  - Current Score: 83 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago

Now is it just me or does the word 'Unitard' Sound like a spastic kid with a horn?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged spastic , unitard , horn  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Spaz91, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged brakes , horn  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 7 months, 29 days ago

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