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| What are Superman's two worst enemies ? Kryptonite and horses. |    |
Joke by gutturalrob, in Celebrity and news events > Superman - Tagged superman , kyrptonite , horses - Current Score: 68 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
| I had some luck on the horses today. The farmer went out so I crept in the stables and fondled them all day. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged beastiality , horses - Current Score: 55 - Added: 8 months, 16 days ago
| Dear Aunt Aggie, Thanks very much for the £20 you sent me for Christmas. I spent it on a jumper. Unfortunately the fucker fell at the third fence. | |
Joke by theblueoysterbar, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged gambling , christmas , horses , presents - Current Score: 19 - Added: 10 months, 28 days ago
| I was in the countryside when I saw a few horses running across a dyke. She looked in quite considerable pain. | |
Joke by max the storyteller, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , horses - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| Shit, I ache, my legs ache, my body aches. If I was a horse they'd shoot me. Just think, somewhere right now there's a horse about to be shot thinking, "Shit, if I was a human they'd give me paracetemol". | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Horses - Tagged horses , paracetemol - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
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