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| Have you heard about the case of that fugitive who held hostage a busload of Japanese tourists? The police have 5,000 pictures of him. |    |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Japanese - Tagged japanese , bus , fugitive , photo , hostage - Current Score: 163 - Added: 5 months ago
| What do you call an attractive white woman sitting in the same room as a Muslim? A hostage. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged attractive , white , woman , hostage - Current Score: 157 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| They say being a hostage is difficult... ...But I could do that with my hands tied behind my back. | |
Joke by tw2361, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged hostage , hands , tied - Current Score: 122 - Added: 3 months ago
| Did you hear about the terrorist who hijacked a 747 full of Pakis? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakistan , pakistani , 747 , plane , terrorist , hostage , hostages , demands - Current Score: 76 - Added: 8 months, 19 days ago
| If you're ever in a hostage situation and the gun man says, "who shall I shoot first?" Saying, "it's WHOM shall I shoot first," is not the best answer! | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged who , whom , gun , hostage , shoot - Current Score: 34 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| If a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? | |
Joke by cillers, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged suicide , hostage , schizo - Current Score: 0 - Added: 11 hours ago
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