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A couple have just had sex.

The woman says, "If I got pregnant,what would we call the baby?".

The man takes off his condom, ties a knot in it and flushes it down the toilet.


"Well," he says,"if he can get out of that, we'll call him fucking Houdini!!"
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Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged condom , sex , pregnant , houdini  - Current Score: 73 - Added: 9 months ago

What do Madeleine McCann and Harry Houdini have in common?

They both do disappearing acts and they're both dead!
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeleine mccann , houdini  - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

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